Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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