Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Sorry about my life...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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