So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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