best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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