It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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