it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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