yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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