I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I need moral support for this bender
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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