She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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