CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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