he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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