those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I don't think brook has ever known best
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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