i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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