Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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