just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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