we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
foreskin is a definite game changer
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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