I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
dude. I can hear the air.
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