So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
kristin has been a bad kristin
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i out mim tonsoeep
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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