ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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