i can't believe i had my finger in that
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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