I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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