yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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