He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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