do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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