Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
sarcasm needs its own font
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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