I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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