You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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