The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She needs sedatives and a leash
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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