Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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