He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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