Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
