she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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