so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
4 words: hood of his car
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
its liver damage thursday
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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