I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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