fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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