That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
barbara walters just said penis...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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