its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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