she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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