I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
