I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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