It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex