I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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