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So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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