we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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