I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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cat food counts as protein by the way
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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