no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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