dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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