loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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