She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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