Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Damn victory sex feels great
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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