I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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