I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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