it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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