3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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