i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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