Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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