hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well I just put wine in my tea
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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